Not proud of this.

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She knows who she is.

agentmlovestacos:

Yeah, give her hell, @THE_REAL_SHAQ!

samit:

exclamation:

thenewfilosofee:

iammattjordan:

urlesque:

The king of Twitter isn’t amused.

hahahahahaha

Amazing.

Oh, good … maybe now, she’ll tweet her book club recommendations so I don’t have to watc—uh, I mean, OPRAH IS LAME.

ncroal:

markcoatney:

marrina:

Someone got ahold of some scripts from The Wire and posted them online:

Awesome. I hope they posted the version in which Season Five didn’t disappoint…

Dramatically flawed yet thematically gripping, Season Five of “The Wire” nevertheless gathered strength as it went on, culminating in a ways that were alternately chilling and inspiring. And given our current mediapocalypse, Simon’s much-criticized take on the media now looks remarkably prescient.

Ever since I set this blog up to carve out my own little piece of electronic real estate to be used for my own (occasionally devious) purposes, I’ve had an “About” page set up, which is all well and…

Come fight him!

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